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Do you ever think about real life experience as if they were a raid? I kind of was last night, silly and kind of stupid of me, but hey, why not?

So, there we were in the lair of the grocery store, with three little ones at hand, including vehicle mechanics (race car shopping cart). Well, the point was to get in and get out as fast as humanly possible without losing any of the children (yes we were going for the achievement), then of course kill the end boss. The tricky thing is that you can’t stop the shopping cart or child #3 gets out and is lost. The mechanics were tricky. Also if any of the children were upset for one reason or another you got a debuff, not very happy.

So, our 2 man team headed out. I was on collect items duty while the mage’s job (my wife) was to keep the vehicle moving at all times. As she raced about, child #1 and I rushed to find the quest items that she would call out (oh my goodness, this is just going down hill quickly). We almost failed it (maybe this is more of an escort quest than a raid, thinking thinking…). We had to stop the vehicle for a moment which stirred child #1 and #2. Realizing the threat at hand we quickly got the vehicle back into motion moving up and down the isles, not even pausing to wait for items to be put in.

Then finally the final boss (yeah, I can’t decide if it was just a quest or a raid, meh), the cashier. Right before the fight one children go AFK (potty break), thus taking out the mage, I have to do the boss fight buy myself with child #2 and the dangerous child #1. I start out with some high threat taunts; however, in the process the vehicle stopped moving, child #1 started to escape, and then child #2 start to stir. Amazingly enough the end boss helped me grapple child #1, only to her demise. Even though I now had a debuff on me (child #1 clinging to me and attacking all things within his reach – mostly the debit card machine) I was able to attack the boss with increased vigor, at which point child #3 and the mage returned. Our dps and uberness was too much for her.

What did she drop you might ask? 2% milk, pancake mix, and orange juice. No gear. What’s up with that?